Commentary: Whatever it takes to dupe the customers
by Juliana

“Hi, would you like to hear our specials?”

“Not really.”

“Great. Let me show you our featured sandwich. As you can see, it's a low-carb veggie wrap. It has a lightly seasoned bean spread topped with lettuce, a sprinkling of cheese and a spicy blend of onions, green peppers and tomatoes.”

“Hey, isn’t that a burrito?”

“No. It’s a low-carb veggie wrap.”

“No. It’s a burrito. Those are pinto beans. You just put lettuce and salsa on top.”

“So are you ready to order?”